A Day to Celebrate

Now I may forget to vote on Election Day when it's not a presidential election. And I may not know when President's Day rolls around. I don't even know how to celebrate Christopher Columbus. But give me a day of celebrating cheeseburgers, and I know just what to do!

That celebration looks a little something like: a cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, and mayo; a fry; and a Coke. It's my favorite meal, and today's the day to celebrate, folks!

Happy National Cheeseburger Day!
(Because, yes, there is such a thing! And Yes, I got too excited and started eating, so there's a bite gone.)

This is my life.